Escape New Haven – Key Bottle Opener [Review]

If only it worked as great as it looks.

Escape New Haven Key Bottle Opener

Post Game Chotchkies

Lisa and I don’t buy a ton of stuff… But that adorable Escape New Haven key bottle opener was calling to us… So we caved.

Peformance

It looks damn good, but its handle isn’t particularly comfortable, and its lever doesn’t quite provide the leverage needed to easily pop a bottle top.

The key to a good gin and tonic is the tonic.
The key to a good gin and tonic is the tonic.

Should I buy Escape New Haven’s key bottle opener?

At $5 it’s cute, and it gets the job done… But not as well as I wish it did.

Just book yourself another room at Escape New Haven, and tell them that the Room Escape Artist sent you.

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